dance 2 day 21

So Dave Barry's year in review 2020.  

“Kanye West announces that he is running for president, representing the Birthday Party” particularly made me LOL although to be honest given the year I can’t tell if he made this up. 

For example this part:

“This occurs when the president announces via tweet that his lawyers will hold a news conference at “Four Seasons, Philadelphia.” Everyone assumes he means the Four Seasons Hotel, but in fact — and here we have definitive proof that there is a God, and He or She has an excellent sense of humor — the event takes place in the parking lot of a company called Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is located across the street from a cremation center and down the block from Fantasy Island Adult Books and Novelties.”

Is true.