Thursday, July 15, 2021

dance 3 day 73-80

So how to go to Cancun during a Pandemic

Step 1:  Have friends who are turning 40 during a pandemic

Step 2:  Get email from a motivated friend like this:

“I bet you were thinking that the Mexico trip for July 2021 was forgotten about, but the long days of the pandemic have only made my dream of leaving my house and going to Mexico stronger.” 

Step 3:  Agree with friend

Step 4:  Pay deposit even though you do not know if you borders will be opened or if you will be vaccinated.  Buy insurance. 

Step 5:  Bite your nails because borders are closed and you are still not vaccinated

Step 6:  Wake up and see they have opened vaccination appointments for your age group

Step 7:  Sit and click for 30 minutes to try to an appointment

Step 8:  Finally get an appointment through speed clicking then realize it’s an hour away by car and you don’t drive in France

Step 8:  Convince husband to drive you for vaccination 

Step 9:  Get first dose and rejoice

Step 10:  Wait for borders to open

Step 11:  Borders open

Step 12:  Buy last minute expensive plane tickets

Step 13:  Realize name on vaccination certificate does not match name on passport

Step 14:  Try to fix this in second vaccination appointment, unsuccessfully.

Step 15:  Try to fix this with French administration, unsuccessfully.

Step 16:  Try to fix this at the doctor’s office, unsuccessfully.

Step 17:  Track the path of Hurricane Elsa.

Step 18:  Monitor the Paris Airport strikes.

Step 19:  Receive an email from airline that return ticket is cancelled

Step 20:  Consider giving up

Step 21:  Don’t give up and book new return ticket

Step 22:  Pack

Step 23:  Go to airport

Step 24:  Have faith that everything will work out

Step 25:  Enjoy Cancun.


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