25 things

1. I love lists.
2. I love the smell of fabric softener on a guy.
3. Sometimes I get mistaken for a pre-pubescent girl. That’s on a good day. Usually I get mistaken for a boy.
4. I talk in my sleep. I’ve also been known to sing rounds or burp.
5. I don’t hear an “inner” voice and think people who do are weird. Except for JD. He’s cool.
6. I choose my own name when I was eleven, Kelly, which won out over Adora.
7. I love watching bad reality television especially when the people on there don’t realized how awful they’re being and think how they’re acting is normal.
8. People usually think I’m a bitch when they first meet me but in my mind I think I’m being friendly at the time.
9. If I’m around British people for more than an hour I inherit their accent even though I know how pretentious I sound.
10. I’m crap at languages and get really sick of people telling me how I should be good at them because I’m bilingual.
11. When I was younger I had the Marsha Brady complex with my sister and when a teacher asked me to name something I did better than her I thought for a while and then said “cartwheels”.
12. I think my sister is the best.
13. I enjoy being enthusiastically bitter.
14. The celebrity most people say I look like is Michelle Kwan. I don’t find this flattering.
15. I failed pre-algebra in the 7th grade and had to take summer school to go on to the 8th grade.
16. I prefer the radio to choosing my own music because I have no idea what I like and am too lazy to figure it out.
17. I don’t believe the Mc Knights are really identical twins.
18. I am blessed with a great metabolism.
19. I have two nieces and can say without biased that they are the cutest.
20. If I don’t have meat in a meal (excluding breakfast) I don’t feel full.
21. I learned how to take a compliment when I was 21.
22. I have never hugged my dad. The mere thought of it to me is weird (but I’ve hugged everyone else in my family).
23. When I was younger I looked exactly like my mom. Now I look like my dad.
24. I lose things all the time and have no sense of direction.
25. I am actively procrastinating.