Strike

So for the past 16 days there has been an on-going strike different than the yellow vests strike that had been plaguing France since October 2018.

How is this strike different?  It is different because for the first time in my ten years of living in France the metro is on strike.  Specifically the metro near my apartment has not been running at all for the past 16 days.  Things I have learned:

1.    Like where you live.  You will spend a lot of time there.  Like a prisoner.

2.    If ever you have a chance to change your drivers’ license the first year you come to France DO IT even if you don’t plan to stay in France anyways and even if you live in Paris where the metro is awesome and never on strike.  IT CAN HAPPEN. 

3.    Always smile and be polite even if the person in front of you is telling you the day of that the day care/school is closed or if it’s not closed it’s closing early so instead of leaving two hours early from work you will have to leave three hours early from work.  Seriously.  These people are at their wits end trying to get to work to take care of your kids.  Be nice and tell them you understand.

4.    Get a job where you can work from home.

5.    If your boss starts to hint that you are working from home too much make the effort to come on but don’t kill yourself trying to respect office hours.  Instead get in two hours late and leave three hours early and in between sit in front of your computer like you could have done at home because YOU WORK IN IT.  Make it a point your boss sees the ridiculousness of the situation.

6.    If you can work from home DO IT.  Anyone trying to go anywhere during these times can tell you less people need to be out there.  Not more.  It’s a public health issue.

7.    Be ready for anything.  An example day:  Get up early to get daughter to school because school isn’t on strike today except daughter can’t go because she’s caught some kind of virus from her brother due to fact that we’ve been quarantined together for the past week.  I eventually get as well because it’s hard to wash your hands when they cut the water during the day in order to repair the pipes for a fire in the garage that happened three years ago.  Managed to get a doctor’s appointment but it corresponds with the Christmas holiday party at the day care requiring you to pick you your child up early not because of the strike but because they want to give you holiday cheer.  You go to the doctor’s appointment anyways because it’s hard to heal naturally due to the sleep deprivation you experienced taking care of your sick son that you will now have to repeat with your sick daughter.  All this while working from home and seeing emails about is Thursday a good day for everyone to come into the office for “Secret Santa”?

8.    Be nice to everyone because everyone is experiencing some form of the above day for the past16 days and is ready to crack.

Vive la France. 

petit rat

moving

So I was told there would be some kind of move in my office.  Who, what, where, and how was to be communicated. 

Two weeks before the move we received very detailed and very clear instructions on what we had to do during the move and when.

Except I learned that those instructions did not apply to me because our floor would be moving a couple of days before the official move.  Of course no official instructions were given for my case unless you count the emails urging me to not deviate from the instructions written in bold and red I kept on receiving that, apparently didn't apply to me.

So the day of the move (or not who knows?) I decided that the only two people I needed to be concerned with was the guy who's place I would be occupying and the guy who would be taking my place.  Thirty minutes before I had to leave I went over the the guy who sat in the place I would be sitting.

Me:  Hey
External consultant: Hey
Me:  So... are you moving your stuff this evening or tomorrow morning? 
External consultant: I'm not sure.  I guess it depends on when I can move to my new place.
Me: ...

So I considered that maybe I could just stay where I was until someone kicked me out.  Except the person who would be taking my place was my manager. 

Me: Hey
Manager:  Hey.
Me:  So... are you moving your stuff this evening or tomorrow morning? 
Manager:  This evening.  Don't worry we'll take care of everything.
Me: Who's we?
Manager: [Name of person I never heard of]
Me:  ...

In the end I ended up cramming all my personal belonging in my portable desk drawer that looked like everyone else's portable desk drawer and put a giant sticker with my name on it.  I locked it, took the key, and hoped for the best.

The next morning I went to my new place to see a portable desk drawer without my name on it.  I looked at my old place and saw a portable desk drawer without my name on it, either.  I tried to open it with my key and... it worked!  Everything seemed to be in order.

Except I happened to be in a spot where the sun hits my computer screen rendering looking at my screen impossible.  I searched for the remote to lower the window blinds which I already knew was no easy task as the state of the window blinds was a hot controversy in an open space so you never know where that damn thing is and even if you did find it people want to know what you're going to do with it.  Fortunately I get in early to avoid such aquisitions but unfortunately makes me on my own to locate it.  When I finally found it and had the blinds to my liking some other co workers came in.

Hey who turned off the lights?  Where's the remote?  It's such a beautiful day!

Sigh. 

serre chevalier

Andalousie

luck

So my husband won a trip to the south of Spain.  It would be the first time the both of us would be away from the kids since, well, having kids.

My in-laws would watch them for five days.  It's more like three I reassured them.  Thursday's a holiday, Friday they have school/day care.  There's the weekend and then Monday it's back to school/day care.  Easy peasy.

About a week before we left the day care informed us that they would "faire le pont".  This means they would take the Friday off and make it a long weekend which meant the son/day care option was out. 

No problem I told them, it'll just be one child and not two.  My daughter still had school on Friday.

Then when my husband introduced my mother in law to my daughter's teacher and informed her she would be dropping my daughter that Friday at school the teacher replied "There's no school.  On fait le pont."

But this was a minor point as two other points emerged:

1. My daughter came down with strep with maybe an allergy to antibiotics. 
2. There was no hot water in the apartment. 

A couple of days before we left I ran into the president of the HOA and casually asked if the hot water would be restored anytime soon.  Maybe next week he told me with the tone of a grumpy person who had been taking cold showers for the past week. 

Exhausted we bid the kids farewell that Thursday morning and as I gave my son the last farewell hug and kiss I noticed a mark on his check.  Was that a pox?

Rewind to two weeks before when the day care informed me that there was a case of chicken pox.  I later googled "chicken pox incubation period" and out popped "two weeks".  

Maybe it's a mosquito bite I thought.  Besides what could I do? Our ride to the airport was here.

"Um, ok we're off." I said to the in-laws hugging them goodbye "Remember everything's noted including the doctor stuff, you know, in case. Bye!"

That night we called them from Spain to see how everything was going.  They told us everything was fine and that the weather was lovely so the kids could go outside to depense their energy and not feel so cooped up. 

The next day we checked out of the hotel:

Receptionist: Do you need another day of parking?
Husband:  No we're parked just in front.
Me:  Red car.
Receptionist:  Red car???
Me:  Yes...
Receptionist: Hurry go! I called police!
Me: [Run outside.  Sees two policemen next to car.  Put on big niave tourist smile] This is us.  Sorry!

Now had this been in France I'm sure I would have gotten a lot of grief and maybe even towed just to teach the stupid tourist a lesson.  Instead I got:

Police: It's ok.  They called us.
Me:  Yeah I'm sorry I know. But we're leaving.
Police:  It's ok.  No stress. Ok.  No problem.

Then the receptionist came out and apologized to us. 

I was amazed.

My husband called his parents to tell them of our luck.  My mother in law told us she suspected our son had chicken pox.

They went to the doctor that day and it was confirmed that my son did indeed have chicken pox.  He was to take two baths a day and was not to go outside.  So basically my in-laws would spend their time heating up water for his many baths and finding ways to depense their energy indoors.  And it's so nice outside my mother in law lamented.

My husband and I listened to all this while sipping sangrias on the private rooftop pool bar at our hotel.  Panoramic view included. 

The next day my husband woke up to his phone ringing.  It was his parents.  Apparently there was no electricity in the apartment. 

They're completely panicked he told me.  They're obsessed with turning on the t.v. They even said they would take the kids to Normandy. 

Now I understood how an elderly couple taking care of two young kids, one which had chicken pox, stuck in an apartment without hot water might find no electricity to be a tensy wensy bit stressful. 

Luckily with the help of my husband they got the electricity back on.

Don't worry we reassured them we'll be back tomorrow.  And we were, late, around one in the morning.  Did I mention they had a two hours drive ahead of them to get back to their own bed?  And that my mother in law had to work the next day?

Before they headed out my husband threw out the idea of us heading to Normandy for the long weekend ahead.

And this women of whom I have never seen deny her beloved son anything, said: We're going to need a couple of weekends to ourselves. 

I don't blame them.  Not. One. Little. Bit. 

spectacle

So I got an email from my daughter's teacher requesting that children wear one color for the end of the year performance.  I sensed this would not be easy.  Children's clothes always have something on them.  I rummaged through her closet and managed to put together an all white outfit.

I showed my husband. 

Husband:  White's not a color.  
Me:  Who cares?
Husband:  The teacher sent a list of colors.
Me:  Oh.  What's on the list?
Husband:  Yellow, red, blue, green, orange, or purple.
Me:  [Sensing further complications].  Is pink on there?
Husband:  No
Me to daughter:  What color do you want?
Daughter:  Pink!
Me to daughter:  What color do you want that's not pink?  How about red?  It's a dark version of pink.
Daughter:  No!
Me:  What about yellow? 
Daughter:  No!
Me: Blue?
Daughter:  No!
Me:  How about orange?
Daughter:  No!
Me: Purple?  You'll be like a beautiful princess riding on a magical poney.
Daugther:  No!
Me:  Ok you have to choose. [Start the list again]
Daughter:  Ok yellow.  But with fairy wings!
Me:  Ok... I'll see what I can do. 
Husband:  Don't forget the shoes.
Me:  What? Shoes too?
Husband:  She said "why not shoes too"
Me: ...

So being a working mom on to the internet it was.  Things I learned:

-Clothes on amazon are ugly
-Patterns are trendy at H&M
-I do not know the magic search words to pull up top and bottoms of the same color except pyjamas (Which I decided against since I am in France after all and I could already hear someone saying "Is that child wearing pyjamas?")

I complained to my co-workers.

Co-worker:  Why do you even bother I'm sure there will be a lot of kids not wearing one color.  I'm pretty sure a lot of them didn't even read the email.

So I told him the story of the elves.

When my daughter was at day care they requested the children dress up as elves for the christmas show.  By the time I got around to it anything under 20 euros was taken (elves must have been a popular theme that year) so we'd have to shell out more than 50 euros for a costume that I wasn't sure my daughter would want to wear anyways.  We didn't think we'd be the only ones that thought that way so we didn't bother.

On the day of the Christmas show we got there and you would have thought that we landed in Santa's workshop with the amount of kids dressed up as elves.  Fake nose, curled up shoes and all. 

My daughter, on the other hand, wore a purple Frozen Anna dress.

Maybe nobody noticed? 

Or maybe they did.  So in order to avoid this I trekked to H&M on my lunch break and found a yellow dress.  No wings.  No yellow shoes.  You can only do so much.