Birthday present ideas for my husband:
1. Apero box
2. Invitation first class plane ticket to the United States
3. Paper Garland
4. Beer
5. Champagne bottle (or white or red wine)
6. Take your love and make another baby
7. Chocolate
8. Mug
So we went to see turtles:
Husband: Ta da.
Us: (Looking)
Daughter: They're not doing anything.
Husband: They're sunbathing.
Daughter: This is boring.
Me: Turtles aren't the fastest animals.
Husband: Look that one blinked!
Daughter: Can we go?
Husband: Look that one is going in the water.
Us: (Looking. Turtle moves foot)
Me: It's thinking of going in the water.
Husband: ...
Me: But it definitely blinked.
