So we went to see turtles:
Husband: Ta da.
Us: (Looking)
Daughter: They're not doing anything.
Husband: They're sunbathing.
Daughter: This is boring.
Me: Turtles aren't the fastest animals.
Husband: Look that one blinked!
Daughter: Can we go?
Husband: Look that one is going in the water.
Us: (Looking. Turtle moves foot)
Me: It's thinking of going in the water.
Husband: ...
Me: But it definitely blinked.