So I’ve gotten into the routine of doing my major grocery shopping every Tuesday (minor grocery shopping every Saturday) because I run out of things to eat on a weekly basis due to the lack of two things 1. Car (I have to carry what I buy so it’s not much) and 2. preservatives in French food (so things go bad after a week).
Since the grocery store is like a 20 walk from my apartment I always catch the bus back. Usually I can catch the 6:30 bus but sometimes I miss it and have to wait for the 7:00 bus. And that’s when I see him.
Thin, white, pimply faced, and carrying a large briefcase that, if it’s label is to be trusted, contains a trumpet but due to the creepiness he oozes could contain a basement made bomb.
Every time we’ve been at the bus stop together he stares at me. While eating something.
The first time I saw him he was eating chips and staring at me. The second time it was some kind of French snack I didn’t recognize. Today it was a baguette. Same shit every time. Eating. And staring.
And not like the slick staring where you look and then look away or you stare but when they see you you either look away or smile. No, he’s eating and continuously staring at me. Like how one would eat popcorn and watch a movie.
The staring is weird but the eating part is totally creeping me out. I’ve tried to ignore him. Nope. Munch, munch, stare, stare. I’ve tried to move out of his line of sight. Nope. He moved to put me back in range. Munch, munch, stare, stare. I’ve tried to give him the “look I know your staring at me stop it already” look. Nope. Munch, munch, stare, stare.
How is this ok?!?! Do you not have parents that teach you social norms?!?!
I’ve also tried to elicit the help of other people at the bus stop through pleading eyes but all I get is the “better you than me” look.
So far he hasn’t done anything aside from stare and eat which in and of itself is totally harmless so maybe it’s ok?
We’ll see.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
hot 995 milf contest
Kelly’s top three (assumed) sources for contestant pictures:
1. MySpace page designed to get some
2. Mail order bride catalogue
3. Teaser picture for internet porn
God I don’t want to do any work.
1. MySpace page designed to get some
2. Mail order bride catalogue
3. Teaser picture for internet porn
God I don’t want to do any work.
le zzzzzzz
So I got a job at the research facility at my school and my first day of work coincidently started the Monday after I got back. Exhausted by my nonstop traveling for the past week, I considered whether or not that if I hauled ass I would be able to catch the last train back to Rouen so I could finally get a good night’s rest in my own bed before starting work the next day (the alternative was getting up at the buttcrack of dawn to catch a train early enough to get me to work on time).
When I arrived at the airport to check in the lady handed me my boarding pass along with the news that my flight was delayed by one hour effectively dashing any hopes I had of making it back to Rouen that night.
My flight actually ended up departing two hours late and by the time I got into Paris it was midnight where an unhappy Alex (who also had to wake up early the next day) was waiting for me (good thing I bought him Austrian chocolates).
At 5:30am the next morning I woke my ass up to catch the 7am train back to Rouen. On the train ride back I wondered to myself if there was any chance I could pull off “forgetting” today was my first day of work (I seriously considered this).
I finally got back to my apartment at 9, dropped off my bags, changed clothes (sans shower), and proceeded to sit at my desk for the next 3 hrs trying to avoid interacting with anyone in my catatonic state (which is not easy given it was my first day and people wanted to know all about me – en francias bien sur). I’m pretty sure I got dubbed that unfriendly girl of questionable hygiene.
Finally it was lunch time and I went home and took an hour nap in lue of eating (not like I had anything to eat anyways since I cleared out my fridge before I left) and returned to work afterwards still exhausted but now also hungry.
It sucked but I made it through the day (with help from the fuck you penguin blog that people blatantly saw me reading but whatever) but still I couldn’t go home and pass out because I had to go to the damn grocery store to buy some damn food (I was tres grumpy at this point).
I finally got home at 7pm, got some food in me, and put myself to bed.
Sometimes this traveling bniz isn’t as great as it seems.
When I arrived at the airport to check in the lady handed me my boarding pass along with the news that my flight was delayed by one hour effectively dashing any hopes I had of making it back to Rouen that night.
My flight actually ended up departing two hours late and by the time I got into Paris it was midnight where an unhappy Alex (who also had to wake up early the next day) was waiting for me (good thing I bought him Austrian chocolates).
At 5:30am the next morning I woke my ass up to catch the 7am train back to Rouen. On the train ride back I wondered to myself if there was any chance I could pull off “forgetting” today was my first day of work (I seriously considered this).
I finally got back to my apartment at 9, dropped off my bags, changed clothes (sans shower), and proceeded to sit at my desk for the next 3 hrs trying to avoid interacting with anyone in my catatonic state (which is not easy given it was my first day and people wanted to know all about me – en francias bien sur). I’m pretty sure I got dubbed that unfriendly girl of questionable hygiene.
Finally it was lunch time and I went home and took an hour nap in lue of eating (not like I had anything to eat anyways since I cleared out my fridge before I left) and returned to work afterwards still exhausted but now also hungry.
It sucked but I made it through the day (with help from the fuck you penguin blog that people blatantly saw me reading but whatever) but still I couldn’t go home and pass out because I had to go to the damn grocery store to buy some damn food (I was tres grumpy at this point).
I finally got home at 7pm, got some food in me, and put myself to bed.
Sometimes this traveling bniz isn’t as great as it seems.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
vienna
So there’s more to Vienna than just balls and although we arrived Saturday morning and left Sunday afternoon we were able to squeeze in some time in to check out the sights. Ill prepared for sightseeing we decided to take the European approach and just wander around. 
We wandered into the Neues Rathaus where there happen to be ice skating in front of the beautiful building. The day was clearing up so we figured why not, laced up (well the skates for my childlike feet didn’t have laces, they had the ice skating equivalent of Velcro which also happens to me when I rent bowling shoes) and Dan proceeded to zoom around the rink with annoying agility whilst I trudged along practicing how to skate backwards much to the dismay of any unfortunate soul behind me.
Our ice skating adventure ended in my final attempt to push Dan over (like I said, his agility was really annoying) causing me to fall over into a large puddle (it was a bit warm for outdoor ice skating) in a classic “serves you right” moment.
Other Austrian activities included admiring the fine architecture of kaffeehaus (coffee house) whist figuring out if the sashaying waiter was wearing makeup:
Vienna’s cool and wish I had more time to check it out. Especially the gasometer.
We wandered into the Neues Rathaus where there happen to be ice skating in front of the beautiful building. The day was clearing up so we figured why not, laced up (well the skates for my childlike feet didn’t have laces, they had the ice skating equivalent of Velcro which also happens to me when I rent bowling shoes) and Dan proceeded to zoom around the rink with annoying agility whilst I trudged along practicing how to skate backwards much to the dismay of any unfortunate soul behind me.
Our ice skating adventure ended in my final attempt to push Dan over (like I said, his agility was really annoying) causing me to fall over into a large puddle (it was a bit warm for outdoor ice skating) in a classic “serves you right” moment.
Other Austrian activities included admiring the fine architecture of kaffeehaus (coffee house) whist figuring out if the sashaying waiter was wearing makeup:
Eating sacher torte and wiener schnitzel and snickering at all the stops on the metro that ended in “gasse”.
Vienna’s cool and wish I had more time to check it out. Especially the gasometer.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
vienna ball faq
What kind of ball was it?
The International Atomic Energy Agency Ball.
Where was it held?
Imperial Palace:
How did you, she who only pretends to be fabulous, get invited?
Through my friend Dan’s IR master’s program that gets invited every year. Due to our current commonalty of a shared time zone (I actually haven’t spoken to Dan for years) we end up chatting a lot on gchat and he mentioned it. In attempts to invite myself I asked if people completely unrelated to the program whatsoever could go. Turns out they could.
What do you do at a ball, exactly?
Well you get really really dressed up and then spend the rest of the evening standing in heels that look great with your dress but makes you wish you had the good sense to surgically remove all your nerve endings beforehand. While you are standing you can watch things like African tribal dances or an Alba cover band.
You can also dance to music in designated rooms like the Reggae room or Scottish folk room.
There is also the time classic option of drinking and conversing. Girls complimented each other on dresses and commiserated on sore feet while sipping on champagne. Guys talked about how cool it would be if they all came to the ball with mustaches over a beer.
Since Dan’s master’s program is in international relations, a lot of the conversations revolved around subjects that begins with words like postmodern realist something or other.
I excused myself from those types of conversations and instead found a girl who, like me, is not part of the IR program (she works in video promo in L.A.) and together we discussed the intricacies of the fine line between a ball gown and homecoming dress (some people were not aware of this difference – I judged).
Oh and you can also stand in the ridiculous long line for wieners.
Did you do the waltz?
Depends on how you define “waltz”.
When perfectly executed the waltz is like the teacup ride at Disney land where people traverse a designated space spinning round and round in perfect synchronization (it is also just as fast). Unfortunately since I don’t really know how to waltz, and from what I could tell neither did most people on the dance floor, what I did was more like bumper cars.
So if you want to consider Dan leading me around the dance floor round and round in circles whilst I giggled and Dan concentrated on not hitting people until the music was over then yes. Yes, I did do the waltz.
The last and most frequently asked question: What did you, queen of running pants, wear to the ball?
Voila.
Je crois une 15 euro dress goes a long way.
The International Atomic Energy Agency Ball.
Where was it held?
Imperial Palace:
How did you, she who only pretends to be fabulous, get invited?
Through my friend Dan’s IR master’s program that gets invited every year. Due to our current commonalty of a shared time zone (I actually haven’t spoken to Dan for years) we end up chatting a lot on gchat and he mentioned it. In attempts to invite myself I asked if people completely unrelated to the program whatsoever could go. Turns out they could.
What do you do at a ball, exactly?
Well you get really really dressed up and then spend the rest of the evening standing in heels that look great with your dress but makes you wish you had the good sense to surgically remove all your nerve endings beforehand. While you are standing you can watch things like African tribal dances or an Alba cover band.
You can also dance to music in designated rooms like the Reggae room or Scottish folk room.
There is also the time classic option of drinking and conversing. Girls complimented each other on dresses and commiserated on sore feet while sipping on champagne. Guys talked about how cool it would be if they all came to the ball with mustaches over a beer.
Since Dan’s master’s program is in international relations, a lot of the conversations revolved around subjects that begins with words like postmodern realist something or other.
I excused myself from those types of conversations and instead found a girl who, like me, is not part of the IR program (she works in video promo in L.A.) and together we discussed the intricacies of the fine line between a ball gown and homecoming dress (some people were not aware of this difference – I judged).
Oh and you can also stand in the ridiculous long line for wieners.
Did you do the waltz?
Depends on how you define “waltz”.
When perfectly executed the waltz is like the teacup ride at Disney land where people traverse a designated space spinning round and round in perfect synchronization (it is also just as fast). Unfortunately since I don’t really know how to waltz, and from what I could tell neither did most people on the dance floor, what I did was more like bumper cars.
So if you want to consider Dan leading me around the dance floor round and round in circles whilst I giggled and Dan concentrated on not hitting people until the music was over then yes. Yes, I did do the waltz.
The last and most frequently asked question: What did you, queen of running pants, wear to the ball?
Voila.
Je crois une 15 euro dress goes a long way.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
aMAZEing venice
So I have a really bad sense of direction. It’s so bad that I often get lost in the Northern Virginia area; an area I have lived for over 20 years. I also used to get lost in Sapporo and would have to rely on those who didn’t live in Sapporo to help me find my way. It’s pathetic, I know.
When faced with a choice to either go right or left, one would think one has a 50/50 chance of being incorrect. Well if one is me that chance is actually 95%. For some reason any time I randomly choose a direction I am almost always wrong. I don’t know why or how it happens, it jus tdoes.
I know what you’re thinking. If you’re always wrong, why don’t you pick a direction but then trick your bad direction sense and actually take the other direction? Yeah, I tried that. I still end up wrong. I don’t know how my sense of direction knows whether or not I will try to trick it AFTER it has already made its decision, it just does. It’s amazing really.
Anywho my point is Venice was built on top of 117 small islands and consists of 150 odd canals, 400 bridges, small, narrow streets and alleyways. In other words Venice is a giant maze.
Every guidebook says the same thing. “Everyone gets lost in Venice, but don’t worry, it’s a large island so you can’t leave it!” (the exclamation mark being some kind of reassurance or something). Right, but you can still get lost for like, ever.
Which is of course what happened to me the next day when I want exploring Venice solo (Dan went back to Bologna for school and Nancy had work). Getting to St. Mark’s square wasn’t a problem as there were signs to it everywhere in the city.
There weren’t, however, any signs pointing to other points of interest to me like say, Nancy’s house so I wandered. Of course I ended up wandering in the opposite direction of where I wanted to be (Nancy checking up on me on the phone: “What are you doing all the way over there?”). In looking for the Frari church I ended up in the opposite direction to another church which housed a bunch of stray cats. 
After much searching for Frari square I got tired and finally decided to just go back to Nancy’s for the day. It was then that I accidently found my way to the Frari church. 
Although it was late I figured finding the Frari church was a gift from fate so I paid the 2.50 euro admission fee and went inside.
No regrets. The church houses some of the most magnificent paintings I’ve seen yet in Europe (unforch no pictures allowed) making the church an excellent place for me to rest my tired feet.
Afterwards I went back to Nancy’s (that was also a struggle I assure you) and we went out for a dinner of pizza where I ordered shredded horse meat lemon pizza (after I got Nancy to clarify with the waiter that it was just lemon juice and I wasn’t getting a pizza with slices of lemon on it – because, you know, that would be gross). Delish.
After dinner I deferred going back to Bologna for a day because I was wiped out from a day of continuously lost walking. I ended the day by curling up with her cat (she’s a snuggler) and catching up on the latest trivial gossip. 
When faced with a choice to either go right or left, one would think one has a 50/50 chance of being incorrect. Well if one is me that chance is actually 95%. For some reason any time I randomly choose a direction I am almost always wrong. I don’t know why or how it happens, it jus tdoes.
I know what you’re thinking. If you’re always wrong, why don’t you pick a direction but then trick your bad direction sense and actually take the other direction? Yeah, I tried that. I still end up wrong. I don’t know how my sense of direction knows whether or not I will try to trick it AFTER it has already made its decision, it just does. It’s amazing really.
Anywho my point is Venice was built on top of 117 small islands and consists of 150 odd canals, 400 bridges, small, narrow streets and alleyways. In other words Venice is a giant maze.
Every guidebook says the same thing. “Everyone gets lost in Venice, but don’t worry, it’s a large island so you can’t leave it!” (the exclamation mark being some kind of reassurance or something). Right, but you can still get lost for like, ever.
Which is of course what happened to me the next day when I want exploring Venice solo (Dan went back to Bologna for school and Nancy had work). Getting to St. Mark’s square wasn’t a problem as there were signs to it everywhere in the city.
There weren’t, however, any signs pointing to other points of interest to me like say, Nancy’s house so I wandered. Of course I ended up wandering in the opposite direction of where I wanted to be (Nancy checking up on me on the phone: “What are you doing all the way over there?”). In looking for the Frari church I ended up in the opposite direction to another church which housed a bunch of stray cats.
After much searching for Frari square I got tired and finally decided to just go back to Nancy’s for the day. It was then that I accidently found my way to the Frari church.
Although it was late I figured finding the Frari church was a gift from fate so I paid the 2.50 euro admission fee and went inside.
No regrets. The church houses some of the most magnificent paintings I’ve seen yet in Europe (unforch no pictures allowed) making the church an excellent place for me to rest my tired feet.
Afterwards I went back to Nancy’s (that was also a struggle I assure you) and we went out for a dinner of pizza where I ordered shredded horse meat lemon pizza (after I got Nancy to clarify with the waiter that it was just lemon juice and I wasn’t getting a pizza with slices of lemon on it – because, you know, that would be gross). Delish.
After dinner I deferred going back to Bologna for a day because I was wiped out from a day of continuously lost walking. I ended the day by curling up with her cat (she’s a snuggler) and catching up on the latest trivial gossip.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
carnivale
So Dan and I decided to go to Venice on Tuesday to check out the last night of Carnivale. We arrived in Venice around 7pm, dropped off my stuff at my friend’s place, and headed out St. Mark’s square to check out the festivities.
There was a crowd of people hanging around drinking and waiting for the finale to begin. Unfortunately it started raining but that didn’t stop people from rushing the square once the music started playing (people including us). As I danced in the rain in my ten euro mask (which would later drop ridiculously in price like roses after Valentine ’s Day) I couldn’t help but think about the umbrella I stupidly left behind sitting unused on Nancy’s couch. 
After much wet dancing the “mystery” finale act begin which turned out to be a Beatles cover band that Dan and I dubbed lame and opted instead to meet Nancy for dinner to get out of the rain.
We had a delicious seafood dinner (albeit at a ridiculous Carnivale markup-ed price) and returned to the square where everyone was basically wasted and dancing around to sporadic music. Searching for a good beat Dan and I walked around looking for something consistent. The best we could find was coming out of this 1980s boom box monstrosity: 
Which sounded as good as the manufacture speakers in my old 1990’s accord with the volume turned all the way up. Static city.
We headed back to the square and attempted to join in the massive dance party. Unfortunately the preferred dance style at this point was to jump around bumping into everyone around you.
Dan is a 6 foot guy that used to play ice hockey in his youth. I am a 5’3 meek Asian girl that used to play the viola in my youth. I couldn’t hang and told Dan as much. We headed back to Nancy’s.
The other cool moment was when we were crossing a bridge and Dan pulled me to a halt. He told me to look up. The clouds had cleared into a beautiful star filled sky.
There was a crowd of people hanging around drinking and waiting for the finale to begin. Unfortunately it started raining but that didn’t stop people from rushing the square once the music started playing (people including us). As I danced in the rain in my ten euro mask (which would later drop ridiculously in price like roses after Valentine ’s Day) I couldn’t help but think about the umbrella I stupidly left behind sitting unused on Nancy’s couch.
After much wet dancing the “mystery” finale act begin which turned out to be a Beatles cover band that Dan and I dubbed lame and opted instead to meet Nancy for dinner to get out of the rain.
We had a delicious seafood dinner (albeit at a ridiculous Carnivale markup-ed price) and returned to the square where everyone was basically wasted and dancing around to sporadic music. Searching for a good beat Dan and I walked around looking for something consistent. The best we could find was coming out of this 1980s boom box monstrosity:
Which sounded as good as the manufacture speakers in my old 1990’s accord with the volume turned all the way up. Static city.
We headed back to the square and attempted to join in the massive dance party. Unfortunately the preferred dance style at this point was to jump around bumping into everyone around you.
Dan is a 6 foot guy that used to play ice hockey in his youth. I am a 5’3 meek Asian girl that used to play the viola in my youth. I couldn’t hang and told Dan as much. We headed back to Nancy’s.
Alas the night wasn’t a total loss as we ran into this moving party on our way back that was accumulating quite a following including some locals from shops along the way.
The other cool moment was when we were crossing a bridge and Dan pulled me to a halt. He told me to look up. The clouds had cleared into a beautiful star filled sky.
Friday, March 6, 2009
florence
So having no classes on Monday Dan and I went to Florence, home of Michelangelo’s David. Unfortunately due to the randomness of European scheduling, David’s home was closed on Mondays so I wasn’t able to check his cute butt out. Twas a bummer but Florence is still pretty cool. 
It also had an awesome rabbit stew sandwich that we happened upon from a vendor serving it out of what looked like their house window. Le yum.
Thursday, March 5, 2009
bologna
So after an awesome two days in Chamonix it was time to leave and head to Bologna Italy. Although my train didn’t depart from Geneva till 11am the bus I had to catch left annoyingly at 7am (the 9am bus got me to the train station at 11:10). Figuring I would have time to have a nice leisurely breakfast in Geneva I forego-ed eating something at the apartment before I left.
What I didn’t realize however is that Geneva isn’t on the euro, it’s on the Swiss Franc which means I didn’t have any currency of value and couldn’t be bothered to exchange some just for a nice coffee and croissant. I ended up sitting in the cold waiting room reading British Glamour and trying to ignore the woman next to me bitching out the guy she was with in French in front of her young daughter. I couldn’t help but feel bad after she was through bitching and the little girl went up to the just bitched at by her mother guy and gave him a big hug.
Or perhaps I should say we spent 45 minutes looking for the bar and then the last 10 minutes at the bar before it closed. The weird thing about Italy is that restaurants and bars generally or not very well marked. The only way we found the bar was that Dan knew we were in the right place and asked one of the other bars if there was an “upstairs” bar (a location tip given to him by his friend). The guy points to a door that is completely closed. Fortunately someone came out and Dan quickly slipped in and got us in (probably because he speaks Italian) even though they were closing.
The bar itself was really odd. It was almost like we were in someone’s house. There were no chairs or tables; people were instead sitting on cushions scattered around the hardwood floor in a room that looked like a dance studio. I wish I had more time there to check it out. It was a pretty cool place.
The rest of my time in Bologna was checking out the town square: 
Wondering why Rouen doesn’t have this rain avoiding architecture: 
And chilling out and eating gelato. It was some good shit: 
What I didn’t realize however is that Geneva isn’t on the euro, it’s on the Swiss Franc which means I didn’t have any currency of value and couldn’t be bothered to exchange some just for a nice coffee and croissant. I ended up sitting in the cold waiting room reading British Glamour and trying to ignore the woman next to me bitching out the guy she was with in French in front of her young daughter. I couldn’t help but feel bad after she was through bitching and the little girl went up to the just bitched at by her mother guy and gave him a big hug.
Anywho I finally caught the train and ate my tube of Pringles (which I smartly bought in Rouen for my travels) for lunch while admiring the passing view of Lake Geneva.
Finally grabbed some real food (a Panini) during my transfer in Milan and arrived in Bologna at around 7pm where Dan and I had dinner and then went to a bar for his friend’s birthday.
Or perhaps I should say we spent 45 minutes looking for the bar and then the last 10 minutes at the bar before it closed. The weird thing about Italy is that restaurants and bars generally or not very well marked. The only way we found the bar was that Dan knew we were in the right place and asked one of the other bars if there was an “upstairs” bar (a location tip given to him by his friend). The guy points to a door that is completely closed. Fortunately someone came out and Dan quickly slipped in and got us in (probably because he speaks Italian) even though they were closing.
The bar itself was really odd. It was almost like we were in someone’s house. There were no chairs or tables; people were instead sitting on cushions scattered around the hardwood floor in a room that looked like a dance studio. I wish I had more time there to check it out. It was a pretty cool place.
The rest of my time in Bologna was checking out the town square:
Wondering why Rouen doesn’t have this rain avoiding architecture:
And chilling out and eating gelato. It was some good shit:
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
chamonix
So a couple of friends of mine were going to Chamonix the week before I was headed down to Italy to visit my friend Dan. By some miracle of my ever evolving school schedule, I was able to go without too much damage to my class attendance record. That and I found an overnight train ticket for 40 euros.
It was my first overnight train and I didn’t know exactly what to expect except that for 40 euros you get a seat that “reclines”. In my mind I picture the reclining seats on airplanes that go back about 5 degrees. Which could be trouble since I have a hard time falling asleep sitting up and my plan of getting in more than one day on the slopes of Chamonix hinged on my getting a decent night sleep.
Fortunately the seats actually recline back like 35 degrees and there’s a foot petal that lifts your feet up as well (think Joey and Chandler’s recliner chair from Friends) so I was able to sleep ok. That and nobody in my car snored which was pretty damn lucky given the train was completely full.
Anywho I arrived in St Gervais at 9 the next day where enjoyed the view that accompanied my 6 dollar cup of coffee while I waited for my train transfer. 
Arrived in Chamonix around 11 (after, I might add, a beautiful train ride up the mountain with powder so fresh and untouched it reminded me of the Claymation of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas Special). 
Headed to my friend’s apartment and before setting out the meet them decided to have lunch first.
Big mistake. Why? Because when I finally made my way to the snowboard rental place they were closed for lunch. For three hours.
Kicking myself for having should’ve known better and making such a rookie “living in France” mistake, I fortunately saw a dude smoking across the street in what looked like another rental place. I asked him if he could rent me some gear and he agreed. I chatted with him for a bit and turns out he’s originally from… wait for it. Rouen, France. Through this connection I managed to get myself a 3 euro discount.
By this time it was around 1:30 and I still had to find my way to the gondola, buy a lift ticket, and get up the mountain before everyone got tired and wanted to go back to the apartment. I hauled ass wearing my snowboarding boots and carrying my snowboard up what was an unfortunately super steep and super slippery hill to get to the gondola. It was not pleasant. But the gondola ride was. 
I finally made it up, found my friends, and commenced sucking at snowboarding. The weather was pretty crap however and visibility was almost zero and there was talk about going back to the apartment which really sucked for me because of all my effort to getting up there.
And then it started to clear up and it was gorgeous. J’etais tres content. 
It was my first overnight train and I didn’t know exactly what to expect except that for 40 euros you get a seat that “reclines”. In my mind I picture the reclining seats on airplanes that go back about 5 degrees. Which could be trouble since I have a hard time falling asleep sitting up and my plan of getting in more than one day on the slopes of Chamonix hinged on my getting a decent night sleep.
Fortunately the seats actually recline back like 35 degrees and there’s a foot petal that lifts your feet up as well (think Joey and Chandler’s recliner chair from Friends) so I was able to sleep ok. That and nobody in my car snored which was pretty damn lucky given the train was completely full.
Anywho I arrived in St Gervais at 9 the next day where enjoyed the view that accompanied my 6 dollar cup of coffee while I waited for my train transfer.
Arrived in Chamonix around 11 (after, I might add, a beautiful train ride up the mountain with powder so fresh and untouched it reminded me of the Claymation of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Christmas Special).
Headed to my friend’s apartment and before setting out the meet them decided to have lunch first.
Big mistake. Why? Because when I finally made my way to the snowboard rental place they were closed for lunch. For three hours.
Kicking myself for having should’ve known better and making such a rookie “living in France” mistake, I fortunately saw a dude smoking across the street in what looked like another rental place. I asked him if he could rent me some gear and he agreed. I chatted with him for a bit and turns out he’s originally from… wait for it. Rouen, France. Through this connection I managed to get myself a 3 euro discount.
By this time it was around 1:30 and I still had to find my way to the gondola, buy a lift ticket, and get up the mountain before everyone got tired and wanted to go back to the apartment. I hauled ass wearing my snowboarding boots and carrying my snowboard up what was an unfortunately super steep and super slippery hill to get to the gondola. It was not pleasant. But the gondola ride was.
I finally made it up, found my friends, and commenced sucking at snowboarding. The weather was pretty crap however and visibility was almost zero and there was talk about going back to the apartment which really sucked for me because of all my effort to getting up there.
And then it started to clear up and it was gorgeous. J’etais tres content.
who am i?
So on the cusp of my “Every decision I’ve ever made in my life has been wrong” meltdown caused by some girl whom I’ve never met nor will probably ever met, I happen to have a vacation the following week. And not just any vacation. It was a vacation that begins with snowboarding in the French Alps then a stop to Venice, Italy for the last night of Carnivale, and ending with attending a ball at the Imperial Palace in Vienna, Austria.
I know. Who am I? And when did I get so fabulous?
Actually I just did my budget. I know exactly who I am.
A broke ass hoe.
I know. Who am I? And when did I get so fabulous?
Actually I just did my budget. I know exactly who I am.
A broke ass hoe.
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